100 Dad Jokes
- Alright, buckle up for a dad joke marathon! Here are 100 more:
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
- How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
- What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
- What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
- Why did the coffee go to the police? It got mugged.
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
- What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
- What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa.
- What do you call a dinosaur that is deaf? Mute-a-saurus.
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
- What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle.
- Why did the orange stop running? He ran out of juice.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
- What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
- What do you call a sad coffee? Depresso.
- Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
- What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell.
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
- Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
- What do you call a fashionable pepper? Jalapeno business.
- Why did the ghost go to the library? He wanted to check out boo-ks.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crumbly.
- What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell-ta opera.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
- Why was the broom late? It overswept.
- What do you call a bee that can’t fly? A fumble bee.
- Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up pants.
- What do you call a fish made of rubber? A sole.
- Why did the burglar take a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
- Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
- What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
- What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- What do you call a broken pencil? Pointless.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa.
- Why do we never tell secrets in a garden? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beanstalks talk.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crumbly.
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
- What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
- Why did the orange stop running? He ran out of juice.
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
- Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
- What do you call a sad coffee? Depresso.
- Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
- What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell.
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
- Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
- What do you call a fashionable pepper? Jalapeno business.
- Why did the ghost go to the library? He wanted to check out boo-ks.
- Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up pants.
- What do you call a fish made of rubber? A sole.
- Why did the burglar take a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
- Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
- What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
- What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- What do you call a broken pencil? Pointless.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa.
- Why do we never tell secrets in a garden? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beanstalks talk.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crumbly.
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet. 100.What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
